Wedgies, which are as old as underwear and nerds, are a true classic. But in one of these Kingon Defense Academy spots for Burger King that Geordie shot, we see a brand new twist on this painful classic.

Because of his elevated height and powerful, “vise grip like” gloved-hands, the Kingon is able to inflict a superhuman wedgie that’s not one, not two, not three, or even four, but all the way up to Warp Five.

Click here to see the Kingon Defense Academy webfilms that demonstrate how to avoid the “Warp Five Wedgie,” “Neon Nurple,” “Talaxian Limb Paralysis” and other painful but funny attacks.

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